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Funny Parenting Memes - Page 98

THIS SIMPLE BUT ELEGANT-LOOKING RING MADE OF TITANIUM CONTAI
I'M SORRY BUT, IN AN EMERGENCY WE'RE ALL JUST GONNA HAVE TO
YOU ARE CHOSEN BY GOD TO BE YOUR CHILDREN'S MOTHER. HE DOESN
PSST WANNA BUY SOME MILK?
A BOUNCE HOUSE AT A 2 YEAR OLD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY IS THE TODDL
TODAY'S WEIGHT LOSS TIP: USE SUPERGLUE AS LIP GLOSS
WHEN YOU WAKE UP ON SUNDAY MORNING, HEAD INTO THE KITCHEN AN
"AND DO YOU SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO PROTECT ME FROM SPIDERS AS LON
MY HUSBAND FOUND THIS METAL THING IN THE WASHING MACHINE. HE
THERE IS NOTHING QUITE SO BEAUTIFUL AS A CHILD VOICE OR A SU
HOW MY KID LOOKS AT ME WHEN EVER I'M EATING SOMETHING WITH C
I NAMED MY DOG "5 MILES" SO I CAN TELL PEOPLE I WALK 5 MILES
MY PREGNANT WIFE DEMANDED I GO TO THE STORE FOR FROZEN YOGUR