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Funny Parenting Memes - Page 94

MARRIAGE IS SIMPLE YOUR WIFE DOES WHATEVER SHE WANTS AND YOU
YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE I DON'T GET TOO DRUNK WHAT IF I'M TOO
HE'S WALKING AROUND ANGRY BECAUSE HE CAN'T FIND IS LOLLIPOP.
I'M JUST A MOM STANDING IN FRONT OF A SINK FULL OF 2 DAY OLD
THE NEW IPHONE 8 IS OUT. HAVE YOU DECIDED WHAT VITAL BODY OR
HEY TEAHCERS, PLEASE STOP GIVING MY KID HOMEWORK THAT INCLUD
"A HAPPY MARRIAGE IS THE UNION OF TWO GOOD FORGIVERS"
WHEN PEOPLE SEE YOU LYING DOWN, WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED THEY S
"IF PARENTHOOD HAS TAUGHT ME ONE THING IT'S THAT IT IS POSSI
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY I CAN TRUST AS MUCH AS THIS GUY TRUST T
I TOLD MY SON TO GET ALL HIS TOYS OUT OF THE POOL, BECAUSE I
WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS, "SLEEPING IN" IS JUST LYING IN BED TRYIN
ASKED TO SWITCH SEATS ON A PLANE BECAUSE I WAS SITTING NEXT