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Funny Parenting Memes - Page 91

I ALWAYS WORRY ABOUT THE SAFETY OF MY CHILDREN. ESPECIALLY T
WHEN UR MOM IS TALKING TO UR RELATIVES AND SHE TRIES TO HAND
WHEN YOU LOCKED YOURSELF IN THE BATHROOM BECAUSE YOU'RE MAD
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A PERFECT PARENT. SO JUST BE A REA
PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT POSITION YOU WAKE UP IN. THIS POSITION
WHEN YOU JUST SAT DOWN AFTER CLEANING THE BREAKFAST MESS AND
NEVER HAVE I BEEN SO MAD AT MY WIFE BEFORE...
WHEN I SAY "WE'LL SEE" THERE'S A 100% CHANCE THAT IT'S NOT H
WHEN BABY FALLS ASLEEP AND THE DOORBELL RINGS
SOMETIMES, I SHOCK MYSELF WITH THE SMART STUFF I SAY AND DO.
JUST TOLD THE KIDS I'LL BE UPSTAIRS FOLDING LAUNDRY IF THEY
KIDS TOYS SHOULD COME WITH BETTER WARNING LABELS, LIKE, "LOU
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