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Funny Parenting Memes - Page 9

IN THE SHOWER: MAKES EXTENSIVE TO-DO LIST WITH DEADLINES AND
GUESS WHO? BRIDE OR GROOM? CIRCLE BRIDE OR GROOM OR BOTH!
MY KIDS, BEGGING TO STAY UP FOR JUST ONE MORE SHOW. SAME KID
YOU HAVEN'T KNOWN SUFFERING UNTIL YOU'VE TAKEN A 2-YEAR-OLD
TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN PRINTED ON MY FORTUNE COOKIE...
SO, I FORGOT I HAD POTATOES
I LOVE YOU..... PASSED THE MOON AND THE STARS, THE PLANTS, A
JUST FAT OH THANK GOODNESS...
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU GET HOME AND LOOK AT YOURSELF I
I DON'T REMEMBER WHO SAID THIS, BUT THERE ARE PLACES IN THE
I'D RATHER RISK LOSING CIRCULATION TO MY ARM THAN MAKE A SEC
IT'S NOVEMBER 1ST... WE'RE OFFICIALLY ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT
THE GOLDEN RULE OF PARENTING IS; DO UNTO YOUR CHILDREN AS YO