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Funny Parenting Memes - Page 89

PEOPLE TALK ABOUT HAVING AN INNER CHILD. I DON'T. I HAVE AN
I JUST GOT SOME JUICE OUT OF THE FRIDGE AND I SWEAR I HEARD
PICK TWO YOUR SANITY CLEAN HOUSE HAPPY KIDS
BEFORE BECOMING A PARENT I NEVER KNEW YOU COULD RUIN SOMEONE
THINK OF THE MESS LIKE FAIRY DUST. ONE DAY IT WILL GO AWAY,
COLD WATER VS HOT WATER COLD WATER STIMULATES IMMUNE SYSTEM
THE STRENGTH OF A MOTHER IS SECOND TO NONE. EVEN WHEN SHE IS
IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM, THE STALL WHICH IS CLOSEST TO THE DOOR
HAPPINESS IS...LAUGHING WITH A TODDLER ABOUT SOMETHING ENTIR
DO YOU EVER MEET SOMEONE AND YOU THINK... "I BET THEY'RE A S
YOU'LL LEARN TO LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS ABOUT WHAT YOU CAN A
LOOKING UP "EAR HATS" ON INTERNET WHAT I WANTED: WHAT I EN
THE MOST IMPORTANT WORK YOU WILL EVER DO WILL BE WITHIN THE