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Funny Parenting Memes - Page 89

LAUGHING IS THE BEST MEDICINE. BUT IF YOU'RE LAUGHING FOR NO
YOU NEVER KNOW HOW EVIL YOU TRULY ARE UNTIL SOMEONE UPSETS O
LITTLE BOYS BRING YOU JUST TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY BEFORE G
SKINNY PEOPLE ARE EASIER TO KIDNAP. STAY SAFE, EAT CAKE.
MOTHERHOOD IS A CHOICE YOU MAKE EVERYDAY, TO PUT SOMEONE ELS
IF YOU AND YOUR MATE LAUGH TOGETHER AT LEAST 10 MINS A DAY Y
ME AT KARAOKE NIGHT VS. ME IN THE SHOWER. I DON'T SING.
IN THE END, I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN GIVE MY CHILDREN A HAP
A MAN'S DAY OFF IS 'HIS DAY OFF' A WOMAN'S DAY OFF IS TIME
THEY GROW SO FAST AND THAT PHRASE SEEMS BOTH SO TOTALLY TRUE
"WHAT DAY IS IT?" ASKED POOH. "IT'S MONDAY," SAID PIGLET. "F
"UNTIL ONE BECOMES A MOTHER, NO ONE CAN EVER TELL YOU WHAT I
I ACTUALLY DON'T NEED TO CONTROL MY ANGER. EVERYONE AROUND M