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Funny Parenting Memes - Page 87

WHEN MOMMY FINALLY GETS UP TO SPANK YOUR BUTT, THAT'S WHEN Y
ME AS A WIFE
EVERY TIME YOU GET DRESSED, REMEMBER... IF YOU DIE TODAY, T
IF YOU NEED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE BY 9AM, START GETTING YOUR KI
SO I'M JUST GONNA LET MY TEETH FALL OUT....
WHEN YOUR KID SAYS HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK BUT THEN HE WAN
I'M SORRY SIR, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR LUGGAGE IS TOO HEAVY FOR T
IF YOU HAVE KIDS AND HAVE NEVER CRIED IN THE CAR AFTER A TRI
AM CONVINCED THAT EVERY TIME A SOCK GOES MISSING FROM THE DR
40% OF PARENTING IS SURVIVING EXHAUSTION BY TELLING YOUR SEL
DIET: BREAKFAST 250 CALORIES LUNCH 375 CALORIES DINNER 70,45
BABY GIRL WON'T HAVE A BOY FRIEND UNTIL SHE'S 36.
"YOU TAKE SO LONG TO ANSWER" "WHERE ARE YOU" "ARE YOU IGNORI