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Funny Parenting Memes - Page 84

NO, I DON'T REALLY "RISE AND SHINE". MOST DAYS, I JUST CAFF
PLEASE PASS ME THAT PARENTING HANDBOOK. I NEED TO SMACK MY K
FEELING ALONE? TURN DOWN ALL THE LIGHTS AND PUT ON THE SCARI
"HERE'S WHAT I'VE LEARNED ABOUT RAISING BOYS...IF YOU KEEP '
SOME GUYS SHOULD NEVER SHAVE THEIR BEARD...
BLOOD, SWEAT, & TEARS. AKA GETTING MY KIDS READY FOR SCHOOL
HOUSE WAS CLEAN. KIDS WOKE UP. THE END.
USE HAIR CONDITIONER TO SHAVE YOUR LEGS. THIS LEAVES YOUR LE
ME DECORATING MY OFFICE LIKE... I DONT CARE
MATCHING SOCKS EVERY MOTHER'S NEMESIS
I OPENED THE FRIDGE AND BLEESED THE HEAVENS... I HATE MY BR
WHEN PEOPLE POINT AT MY PREGNANT BELLY AND ASK IF I KNOW WHA
I'D REALLY NEVER EVER LEAVE MY ROOM IF THIS WAS MY ROOM