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Funny Parenting Memes - Page 8

I CAME TO BUY TOOTHPASTE. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE I SPENT $90 BUT
DEAREST CHILD, I'VE WORRIED FOR YOU SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BO
I SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO BE THE BEST MOTHER I CAN BE..... BUT IF
WHEN YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE ON A DIET SO YOU ONLY EAT
WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING YOU LIKE BUT THEN YOU LOOK AT THE PR
"DON'T TOUCH YOUR PENIS, PLEASE." A SAYING THAT I NEVER THO
WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL YOUR FRIEND A JOKE BUT U CAN'T ST
WHEN YOU PAUSE THE MUSIC BUT THE HEADPHONES ON, SO YOU CAN E
I'M THE PERSON WHO'S 100% DOWN FOR SPONTANEOUS ADVENTURES BU
I'M NOT A REGULAR MOM, I'M A "I HATE PLAY-DOH, AND DON'T YOU
GOOGLE EARTH GIVES YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO GO AND SEE ANYWHER
ME WHEN MY HUSBAND SAYS I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON MY PHONE.
I QUESTION MY PARENTING SKILLS WHEN THE KIDS IN THE CAR NEXT