Funny Parenting Memes - Page 74
5 YEAR OLDS ARE LIKE TINY LITTLE ATTORNEYS. EVERYTHING BEGIN
MOUNT COAT HOOKS NEAR THE DOOR TO CREATE A HANDY SHOE RACK.
A REAL MOM:
EMOTIONAL, YET THE ROCK.
TIRED, BUT KEEPS GOING.
WASH YOUR SHOWER CURTAIN WITH SALT WHEN YOU FIRST BUY IT AND
"CASH TO CAKE"
WHOMEVER'S GLASS MOST FILLS WITH CASH, ON TH
MY NEWLY 3YR OLD WOKE UP THIS MORNING & ASKED:
AM I STILL 3?
SPIDERS AS WELL AS MICE HATE PEPPERMINT OIL. PUT SOME IN A S
MOTHERHOOD
[MUHTH-ER-HOO D] - NOUN
1. A FULL-TIME JOB WITH
NO MORE CHUNKY GAMEBOARD BOXES! HANG BOARD GAMES ON THE PLAY
LACTATION ENERGY BITES
2 CUP OATMEAL (DRY)
1 CUP CHOCOLATE
CALL YOUR MOTHER AND SAY SOMETHING NICE! AND REMEMBER THAT I
IF YOU USE GROCERY BAGS AS TRASH BAGS IN SMALL GARBAGE BINS,
BECAUSE I WANT TO SHOW HER THAT DREAMS DO COME TRUE