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Funny Parenting Memes - Page 71

YOU NEVER KNOW HOW EVIL YOU TRULY ARE UNTIL SOMEONE UPSETS O
DON'T BURN YOURSELF IN THOSE HARD TO REACH CANDLES, LIGHT A
MOTHER. YOU ARE MY VOICE OF REASON STORY TELLER ADVICE GIV
I MUST NEED AN INTERPRETER BECAUSE WHEN I SAY "HURRY, PUT YO
FINALLY FOUND A USE FOR ALL THE WINE I DRANK THIS YEAR.
BACTERIA THAT CAUSE TOOTH DECAY, ACNE, TUBERCULOSIS, AND LEP
WHEN I'M UNLOADING THE DISHWASHER FOR THE 5TH TIME THIS WEEK
DID YOU KNOW MOST POTS HAVE BUILT IN SPOON HOLDERS?
SO HAPPY MY TEEN SAID SHE'D GO FOR A RIDE WITH ME, THEN SHE
LIFE HACKS #1251 THE UNSPOKEN RESTAURANT LANGUAGE: PAUSE R
LIFE HACKS #2196 HOW TO TELL HOW OLD YOUR EGGS ARE: SIMPLY
I'D LIKE TO BORROW THE INVISIBILITY CLOAK MY HUSBAND WEARS A
SOAK ORANGE PEELS IN VINEGAR FOR TWO WEEKS IN A SEALED MASON