Funny Parenting Memes - Page 71
DON'T BURN YOURSELF IN THOSE HARD TO REACH CANDLES, LIGHT A
MOTHER.
YOU ARE MY
VOICE OF REASON
STORY TELLER
ADVICE GIV
I MUST NEED AN INTERPRETER BECAUSE WHEN I SAY "HURRY, PUT YO
FINALLY FOUND A USE FOR ALL THE WINE I DRANK THIS YEAR.
BACTERIA THAT CAUSE TOOTH DECAY, ACNE, TUBERCULOSIS, AND LEP
WHEN I'M UNLOADING THE DISHWASHER FOR THE 5TH TIME THIS WEEK
DID YOU KNOW MOST POTS HAVE BUILT IN SPOON HOLDERS?
SO HAPPY MY TEEN SAID SHE'D GO FOR A RIDE WITH ME, THEN SHE
LIFE HACKS #1251
THE UNSPOKEN RESTAURANT LANGUAGE:
PAUSE
R
LIFE HACKS #2196
HOW TO TELL HOW OLD YOUR EGGS ARE: SIMPLY
I'D LIKE TO BORROW THE INVISIBILITY CLOAK MY HUSBAND WEARS A
SOAK ORANGE PEELS IN VINEGAR FOR TWO WEEKS IN A SEALED MASON
SHE LOVES ME MORE!
SHE LOVES ME MORE!