Funny Parenting Memes - Page 6
1. SHUT OFF ENGINE.
2. REMOVE CAR KEYS.
3. TAKE OFF SEATBELT
WHEN MY KID ASKS ME WHERE THE LAST "FUN SIZE" CANDY BAR WENT
WHEN YOUR PARENTS WOULD MAKE YOU SHOW THEM THE CLOTHES YOU J
IN A WEEK YOU AREN'T ABLE TO EVEN FIND ONE OF THESE
SILENCE IS GOLDEN.. UNLESS YOU HAVE A TODDLER.
IN THAT CASE
THERE WILL BE SO MANY TIMES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE FAILED. BUT
GROWING OLD IS INEVITABLE, GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT, WHEN EVERYONE ELSE QUIT LAUGHING 10 MIN
"AND DO YOU SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO PROTECT ME FROM SPIDERS AS LON
GOD CREATED THE WORLD IN 7 DAYS, WELL IT TOOK 9 MONTHS TO CR
WHERE YOU GO, I WILL GO.
WHERE YOU STAY, I WILL STAY.
I MAY LOSE A LOT OF SLEEP AND LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE MOMBIE EV
HAVING MY BABY FALL ASLEEP IN MY ARMS TAKES AWAY ALL OF MY W