Funny Parenting Memes - Page 52
YOU'LL LEARN TO LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS ABOUT WHAT YOU CAN A
WHEN I CALL MY PARENTS, & THEY DON'T ANSWER IT'S NO BIG DEAL
ME: TRYING TO EXCEL IN MY CAREER, MAINTAIN A SOCIAL LIFE, DR
MAGNETIC COOKIE DUNKER WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
A MAN'S DAY OFF IS 'HIS DAY OFF'
A WOMAN'S DAY OFF IS TIME
I WILL PROTECT YOU UNTIL YOU ARE GROWN AND THEN I WILL LET Y
ONE OF THE MOST GLORIOUS MESSES IN THE WORLD IS THE MESS CRE
"A MOMENT IN MY TUMMY
A LIFETIME IN MY HEART."
THIS IS IMPORTANT
MOM:
I TOOK NINE MONTHS TO FORM YOUR HEAR
PROTECTION FROM ICE CREAM THIEVES!
MY SON IS MY BABY, TODAY, TOMORROW AND ALWAYS. YOU HURT HIM,
DON'T WORRY
BE HAPPY
5. THE CHOPSTICKS THAT ARE ALSO A FORK, IN CASE YOU'RE NOT F