Funny Parenting Memes - Page 46
I SOLVE MOST OF MY PROBLEMS BY NOT ANSWERING THE PHONE
WEDDING TIP #2:
PHOTOGRAPHY RECOMMENDS:
DON'T WEAR A BRA TH
I KNOW I'M NOT SKINNY BUT I'M NOT FAT EITHER. I'M JUST AT TH
WHEN YOU LET YOUR KID SLEEP IN YOUR BED.
MOTHERHOOD IS AN EXPERIMENT IN HOW LONG YOUR BODY CAN FUNCTI
ALL GIRLS KNOW THE STRUGGLE WHEN THERES WIND OUTSIDE AND YOU
WHEN YOUR DIET STARTS TOMORROW SO YOU MAKE SURE TO GO ALL OU
WHEN THE KIDS' HASN'T QUITE REACHED THE LEVEL WHERE YOU ACTU
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO MAKE YOUR CHILDREN INTO WONDERFUL PEOPLE.
I'M THE PERSON WHO'S 100% DOWN FOR SPONTANEOUS ADVENTURES BU
WHEN YOUR KID TAKES UP ALL THE SPACE IN YOUR BED EVEN THOUGH
YOU NEVER REALIZE HOW LONG ONE SECOND ACTUALLY IS UNTIL YOU
TO HAVE A DISNEY INSPIRED WEDDING