Funny Parenting Memes - Page 37
SOMETIMES I DON'T FEEL LIKE GETTING UP TO TAKE THE KIDS TO S
NOTHING SEXIER THAN A MAN WHO WIPES BUTTS, BLOWS NOSES AND C
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SNOWMAN AND SNOWWOMAN?
SNOWBA
WHEN YOU'RE READY FOR DATE NIGHT AND YOUR MAN LOOKS SO FINE
"MA, CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY FOR SCHOOL?"
"BRING ME MY PURSE"
ME: TREAT YO'SELF!
BANK ACCOUNT: PLEASE DO NOT TREAT YOURSEL
PRO TIP - KEEP CAKE MOIST BY EATING IT IN ONE SITTING.
WHO SAYS BEING A MOM IS STRESSFUL?
I'M 34 AND I FEEL FANTAS
WOMEN MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO FIND THEIR KEYS, HAIR TIES, OR SH
WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T WANNA SEE.
WHEN YOUR PONY TAIL'S IN TOO TIGHT
WHEN I STUB MY TOE AT 1 A.M. ON MY WAY BACK FROM THE BATHROO
WHEN YOUR MOM CALLS YOU TO DO A CHORE, BUT YOU'RE FAKE SLEEP