Funny Parenting Memes - Page 33
IN FULL BLOOM WEDDING FLOWERS BY SEASON
WINTER
CALLA LILY
D
MY BED IS A MAGICAL PLACE WHERE I SUDDENLY REMEMBER EVERYTHI
IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU 'UGLY' HAVE A GOOD COMEBACK AND SAY 'EX
SHORTEST HORROR STORY EVER:
SOLD OUT
THE PARENTING SKILL I'M MOST PROUD OF IS BEING ABLE TO SHOVE
LIES I TELL MYSELF:
JUST 1 MORE EPISODE,
JUST 1 MORE PAGE,
J
EVEN IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SOME THINGS...
ALWAYS BELIEVE
WHEN YOUR BED IS SO COMFY
BUT YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA ET UP AND
PEOPLE WHO ARE "PERFECT" PARENTS:
1. PEOPLE WITHOUT CHILDRE
WHAT THE GUESTS SEE
WHAT I SEE
AND WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT, HALLOWEEN WILL END
THE
OH YEAH!
THE CLOCKS STRIKE MIDNIGHT ON HALLOWEEN.... AND BAM
SLOW MORNING + GOOD COFFEE = SUNDAY HAPPINESS.