Funny Parenting Memes - Page 25
ME DRUNK TELLING MY LIFE STORY EVEN THOUGH NO ONE ASKED
PARENTHOOD OFFERS THE UNIQUE EXPERIENCE OF REALIZING YOU ARE
YOU'LL NEVER GET TO WORK ON TIME HAHA!!
IF STRESS BURNED CALORIES I'D BE %A SUPERMODEL...
"NEVER EVER LEAVE A SHARPIE UNATTENDED."
DON'T TEXT ME WHILE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF TEXTING YOU. NOW I
YOU KNOW YOU'VE GROWN A LOT AS A PARENT WHEN YOU WATCH YOUR
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE COCKTAILS!
I JUST HAD TO APOLOGISE TO A TOY SHARK THEN KISS A FIRE ENGI
BEFORE I DO MY MAKEUP
AFTER
MOTHERHOOD:
A CONSTANT BATTLE BETWEEN GOING TO BED EARLY SO
IF YOU'VE EVER PLAYED ON THIS PUKE-CHASING, CONCUSSION-GIVIN
NO, OFFICER, I HAVEN'T BEEN DRINKING; MY TODDLER JUST NEEDED