Funny Parenting Memes - Page 24
JUST FAT
OH THANK GOODNESS...
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU GET HOME AND LOOK AT YOURSELF I
I DON'T REMEMBER WHO SAID THIS, BUT THERE ARE PLACES IN THE
I'D RATHER RISK LOSING CIRCULATION TO MY ARM THAN MAKE A SEC
WHY DOES COOKING TAKE LIKE SIX HOURS AND EATING LIKE THREE
AS YOUR MOTHER
I PROMISE YOU THAT I WILL ALWAYS BE IN ONE OF
EVERY CHILD DESERVES A CHAMPION -- AN ADULT WHO WILL NEVER G
IT'S NOVEMBER 1ST...
WE'RE OFFICIALLY ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT
THE GREATEST GIFT WE CAN OFFER OUR KIDS ISN'T SOMETHING MONE
THE GOLDEN RULE OF PARENTING IS; DO UNTO YOUR CHILDREN AS YO
IF YOU'RE FUNNY, YOU'RE AUTOMATICALLY 75% MORE ATTRACTIVE.
"IT IS NOT WHAT YOU DO FOR YOUR CHILDREN, BUT WHAT YOU HAVE
HAVING KIDS IS LIKE CONTINUALLY CLEANING UP AFTER A HUGE PAR