Funny Parenting Memes - Page 22
I SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO BE THE BEST MOTHER I CAN BE..... BUT IF
THERE SHOULD BE A REFUND ON CALORIES FOR THINGS THAT DIDN'T
WHEN YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE ON A DIET SO YOU ONLY EAT
WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING YOU LIKE
BUT THEN YOU LOOK AT THE PR
"DON'T TOUCH YOUR PENIS, PLEASE."
A SAYING THAT I NEVER THO
WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL YOUR FRIEND A JOKE BUT U CAN'T ST
WHEN YOU PAUSE THE MUSIC BUT THE HEADPHONES ON, SO YOU CAN E
I'M THE PERSON WHO'S 100% DOWN FOR SPONTANEOUS ADVENTURES BU
I'M NOT A REGULAR MOM, I'M A "I HATE PLAY-DOH, AND DON'T YOU
ONE DAY YOUR KID WILL ASSURE YOU THEY CAN OPEN A BOX OF CERE
GOOGLE EARTH GIVES YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO GO AND SEE ANYWHER
WHEN YOUR CHILD IS A TODDLER, YOU LONG FOR MORE EATING, SLEE
ME WHEN MY HUSBAND SAYS I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON MY PHONE.