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Funny Parenting Memes - Page 21

"WAS ARGUING WITH MY 2 YEAR OLD FOR 30 MINUTES ABOUT WHY HE
I'VE SEEN YOUR FACEBOOK STATUSES YOU'RE GETTING A DICTIONAR
MY FAVORITE MORNING ROUTINE IS TO GET THE KIDS ON THE BUS, S
REVERSE ADVENT CALENDAR EACH DAY YOU ADD AN ITEM TO THE BOX
COFFEE VS KIDS LOVE DEARLY GETS ME OUT OF BED IN THE MORNI
BEFORE KIDS: AFTER KIDS:
WHEN HALF OF YOU WANTS TO GO OUT AND HALF WANTS TO STAY IN
SO THERE'S A RULE AGAINST PUMPKINS IN MY DORM BUT IT DOESN'T
WE HAVE TO BECOME THE WOMEN WE WANT OUR DAUGHTERS TO BE.
I WISH I COULD FREEZE TIME OR GO BACK IN TIME AND WATCH MY K
SO I ORDERED A BURRITO "TO GO" WITH NO OLIVES. THIS WAS ON T
I CAME TO BUY TOOTHPASTE. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE I SPENT $90 BUT
DEAREST CHILD, I'VE WORRIED FOR YOU SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BO