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Funny Parenting Memes - Page 19

MY BATHING SUIT TOLD ME TO GO TO THE GYM, BUT MY SWEAT PANTS
REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T SAY SOMETHING NICE... MAKE IT FUNNY
A CHILD IS LIKE A BUTTERFLY IN THE WIND. SOME CAN FLY HIGHER
THE REAL NAMES FOR BUTTONS ON A PLAYSTATION CONTROLLER PIZZ
"DO NOT MACHINE WASH OR TUMBLE DRY" MEANS I WILL NEVER WASH
EVER LOOK AT YOUR KID AND THINK, "HOLY CRAP, I MADE THAT CUT
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE THEY WEREN'T WAVING AT
GROW OLD ALONG WITH ME, THE BEST IS YET TO BE.
PARENTHOOD IS HATING A KIDS TV SHOW BUT SINGING THE THEME SO
THIS IS HOW GIRLS FEEL WITHOUT MASCARA
ANY GIRLS NEED THIS? TURN OFF YOUR STRAIGHTENER.
I HAVE DECIDED THAT I NO LONGER WANT TO BE AN ADULT... IF AN
YOU MIGHT BE A MOM IF YOU SPEND THE WHOLE DAY DOING EVERYTHI