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Funny Parenting Memes - Page 18

WHEN U MISS THE BUS AND HAVE TO WAKE YO MAMA UP
WHEN YOUR KID WRITES ON THE WALL AND YOU'RE TOO IMPRESSED TO
I ASKED MY SON WHAT HE WANTS TO BE WHEN HE GROWS UP. HE SAID
NOTHING SEXIER THAN A MAN WHO WIPES BUTTS, BLOWS NOSES AND C
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SNOWMAN AND SNOWWOMAN? SNOWBA
WHEN YOU'RE READY FOR DATE NIGHT AND YOUR MAN LOOKS SO FINE
"MA, CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY FOR SCHOOL?" "BRING ME MY PURSE"
ME: TREAT YO'SELF! BANK ACCOUNT: PLEASE DO NOT TREAT YOURSEL
PRO TIP - KEEP CAKE MOIST BY EATING IT IN ONE SITTING.
WHO SAYS BEING A MOM IS STRESSFUL? I'M 34 AND I FEEL FANTAS
WOMEN MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO FIND THEIR KEYS, HAIR TIES, OR SH
WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T WANNA SEE.
WHEN YOUR PONY TAIL'S IN TOO TIGHT