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Funny Parenting Memes - Page 168

I WALKED IN ON MY 4 YEAR OLD'S WEIRD SCIENCE.
A GROUP OF KIDS IS CALLED A MIGRANE.
WANT KIDS TO BEHAVE ON ROAD TRIPS? BRING A BAG OF CANDY. ANY
"CAN I HAVE A SNACK?" - MY KIDS, WHILE THEY'RE EATING
ME WHEN MY HUSBAND SAYS, "WAIT, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY MAD AT M
TO MUM... I'M HUNGRY... I'M COLD... I'M HOT... CAN I HAVE...
EASTER EGG HUNT FOR ADULTS
I ENVY PEOPLE WHO CAN FALL ASLEEP AS SOON AS THEY CLOSE THEI
I'M PREGNANT. THIS MORNING I TOLD MY HUSBAND TO PUT THE OREO
KID: "I'M TIRED. CAN YOU CARRY THIS?" ME:
ME: STAY IN YOUR OWN BED TONIGHT, OK? 3 YR OLD: OK MOMMY, I
THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF WOMEN WHEN THE BARTENDER STARTS LAYIN
WHEN YOUR KIDS ARE IN SPORTS BUT YOU HATE TALKING TO OTHER P