Funny Parenting Memes - Page 153
LOOK, I MADE A SALAD...
"I BOTTLE-FED, AND I BREASTFED, AND BEFORE I KNEW IT, THEY W
THESE HAVE GOT TO BE THE TWO DUMBEST PEOPLE ALIVE
THERE SHOULD BE AN ENERGY DRINK NAMED 6 AM TODDLER.
CLEANING THE HOUSE WITH A TODDLER IS LIKE TRYING TO RAKE LEA
"CHOCOLATE" IS NOT JUST A WORD IT'S AN "EMOTION"
TOTALLY NORMAL REASONS YOUR KID ISN'T IN THE CAR YET
WHAT A
I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC, ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS.
I'M A DRUN
MY KID WITH FOOD
BLECH! THERE'S SEEDS ON THIS BUN!
MY KID W
WHILE STAYING AT A HOTEL, I HEAR MY HUSBAND YELL, "BABE, COM
ME: "YES, MOM I UNDERSTAND!" *2 MINUTES LATER* "WAIT, WHAT D
ADVERTISEMENTS ARE GETTING SMARTER!
I NEED SOME DAMN HELP AROUND HERE!
NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT...