Funny Parenting Memes - Page 152
CHILDHOOD MEMORY #261
BEING HIT IN THE SHINS BY THESE BASTA
I AM "WONDER WOMAN" I WONDER WHERE I LEFT MY KEYS, I WONDER
THE NATURAL STATE OF MOTHERHOOD IS UNSELFISHNESS.
WHEN YOU
ME AS A FRIEND...
MY FAVORITE POSITION IN BED IS NEAR THE WALL SO I CAN USE MY
THIS BABY WAS BORN WITH A FULL HEAD OF HAIR
PUT GLOW STICKS IN A POOL AND GO SWIMMING
WHEN A FIVE-YEAR-OLD ASKS YOU TO PLAY WITH THEM-THEY REALLY
ME WHEN MY KID TELLS ME I'M THE BEST MOM EVER
YES, I KNOW.
LIFE HACKS #2334
COOKIE BOWLS: WRAP COOKIE DOUGH ON THE BOT
6YR OLD: DOES IT HURT, DADDY?
ME: [WITH A TISSUE UP MY NOSE
MY PREGNANT WIFE HAS BEEN PRACTICING HER SWADDLING TECHNIQUE
DIGS IT OUT OF THE TRASH CAN AN HOUR LATER. JUST IN CASE.