Funny Parenting Memes - Page 149
BACON. ADMIT IT. FOR A SECOND THERE, ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WENT
I HAVE CALLED YOU MY BOYFRIEND, MY PARTNER AND MY SIGNIFICAN
I CREATED YOU INSIDE MY BODY, LOST MANY NIGHTS OF SLEEP AND
HE TEXTED ME, "YOUR ADORABLE."
I RESPONDED WITH, "NO, YOU'R
EYELASHES ARE SUPPOSED TO PREVENT THINGS FROM GOING INTO YOU
DID YOU KNOW?
TOYS BECOME 29 TIMES HEAVIER WHEN IT'S TIME TO
IF AN ELEPHANT CHASE YOU RUN IN ZIGZAG
IF IT IS A SNAKE CHAS
WHAT OTHER GIRLS LOOK LIKE WITH A MESSY BUN: WHAT I LOOK LIK
SO WHAT ARE YOUR SKILLS?
WHEN YOUR MOMMA SEE YOU LAUGHING AND TYPING ON YOUR PHONE
ARE YOU A BOY OR AN A P R I C O T
PARENTS DON'T REALLY GO ON VACATION. THEY JUST TAKE CARE OF
DEFINITELY A KEEPER