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Funny Parenting Memes - Page 144

I WISH MY BANK ACCOUNT FILLED UP AS FAST AS MT LAUNDRY BASKE
WHAT IS A MOTHER? MOTHER- HOUSEKEEPER- COOK- TEACHER-NURSE-
IF A WOMAN SPEAKS AND NO ONE IS LISTENING, HER NAME IS PROBA
EXPECTATIONS WHEN I SMILE: REALITY: EVERY TIME
SHORT PEOPLE PROBLEMS I'VE JUST BEEN SHOT
MY MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE, DON
PEOPLE IN MOVIES WHEN SICK ME WHEN SICK
YOU TOLD YOURSELF THIS MORNING THAT YOU WEREN'T GOING TO LOS
WE ALL HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND
MOM - NOUN - ONE WHO SACRIFICES HER BODY, SLEEP, SOCIAL LIFE
AN INFLATABLE LAWN TENT. IMAGINE LAYING IN THIS WHILE IT'S R
MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS ARE CLOSEST, WHEN DAUGHTERS BECOME MOT
WELL THIS IS HANDY... BEST INVENTION FOR BOOKWORMS