Funny Parenting Memes - Page 141
MY LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT POSTED THIS TO THEIR FACEBOOK...
I NEEDED TO BORROW MY WIFE'S PHONE. SHE SAID HER PASSWORD WA
I'VE LEARNED THAT IT IS NOT WHAT I HAVE IN MY LIFE, BUT WHO
WHEN U SHOWER WITH MAKEUP ON
WHEN YOUR SHAMPOO SAYS "DAMAGE REPAIR" BUT YOU'RE STILL BROK
LAUNDRY RULE, ACCORDING TO MY KIDS:
IF A PIECE OF CLOTHING H
WE ARE ALL MATURE...
UNTIL SOMEONE PULLS OUT BUBBLE WRAP.
I WALKED INTO THE KITCHEN ASKING MY NIECE FOR A PHONE BOOK,
A WOMAN SAYING "I'M NOT MAD AT YOU"
IS LIKE A DENTIST SAYING
THIS IS SOUL-CRUSHING
TMW YOUR PHONE IS RECHARGING BUT YOU CAN'T STAY WITHOUT YOUR
KID:I DREW YOU A PICTURE!
ME:WHAT'S THIS?
KID:OUR HOUSE.
ME:
USE THIS GESTURE AND YOU WILL SPEAK ITALIAN FLUENTLY