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Funny Parenting Memes - Page 119

WHEN UR MOM IS TALKING TO UR RELATIVES AND SHE TRIES TO HAND
WHEN YOU LOCKED YOURSELF IN THE BATHROOM BECAUSE YOU'RE MAD
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A PERFECT PARENT. SO JUST BE A REA
PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT POSITION YOU WAKE UP IN. THIS POSITION
WHEN YOU JUST SAT DOWN AFTER CLEANING THE BREAKFAST MESS AND
NEVER HAVE I BEEN SO MAD AT MY WIFE BEFORE...
WHEN I SAY "WE'LL SEE" THERE'S A 100% CHANCE THAT IT'S NOT H
WHEN BABY FALLS ASLEEP AND THE DOORBELL RINGS
SOMETIMES, I SHOCK MYSELF WITH THE SMART STUFF I SAY AND DO.
JUST TOLD THE KIDS I'LL BE UPSTAIRS FOLDING LAUNDRY IF THEY
KIDS TOYS SHOULD COME WITH BETTER WARNING LABELS, LIKE, "LOU
HAVE A PROBLEM WITH FRIZZY HAIR? SQUEEZE A LEMON OR LIME IN
STOP IN THE NAAAAME OF LOVE