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Funny Parenting Memes - Page 117

SKINNY PEOPLE ARE EASIER TO KIDNAP. STAY SAFE, EAT CAKE.
MOTHERHOOD IS A CHOICE YOU MAKE EVERYDAY, TO PUT SOMEONE ELS
IF YOU AND YOUR MATE LAUGH TOGETHER AT LEAST 10 MINS A DAY Y
ME AT KARAOKE NIGHT VS. ME IN THE SHOWER. I DON'T SING.
IN THE END, I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN GIVE MY CHILDREN A HAP
A MAN'S DAY OFF IS 'HIS DAY OFF' A WOMAN'S DAY OFF IS TIME
THEY GROW SO FAST AND THAT PHRASE SEEMS BOTH SO TOTALLY TRUE
"WHAT DAY IS IT?" ASKED POOH. "IT'S MONDAY," SAID PIGLET. "F
"UNTIL ONE BECOMES A MOTHER, NO ONE CAN EVER TELL YOU WHAT I
I ACTUALLY DON'T NEED TO CONTROL MY ANGER. EVERYONE AROUND M
TO HAVE AND TO HOLD IN CASE YOU GET COLD
THE MOM VERSION OF "GIRLS NIGHT OUT" IS GOING ANYWHERE AT NI
WHEN MY KID ASKS ME WHERE THE LAST "FUN SIZE" CANDY BAR WENT