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Funny Parenting Memes - Page 111

PARENTHOOD IS HELPING YOUR CHILD LOOK FOR A TOY YOU THREWE A
I'M NOT SAYING I NEED TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. I'M JUST SAYING,
TRY EATING YOUR FOOD SLOWER THIS WILL HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT,
MOTHERHOOD: I WILL NEVER EAT, SLEEP, POOP, PEE OR SHOWER WIT
TODDLERS: THE FACE OF A BABY, THE ATTITUDE OF A TEEN AND THE
WHEN MY HUSBAND CAN'T FIND SOMETHING EVEN THOUGH I'VE TOLD H
ME: "I WORRY THAT MY KIDS WON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING BECA
NO, I DON'T REALLY "RISE AND SHINE". MOST DAYS, I JUST CAFF
PLEASE PASS ME THAT PARENTING HANDBOOK. I NEED TO SMACK MY K
FEELING ALONE? TURN DOWN ALL THE LIGHTS AND PUT ON THE SCARI
"HERE'S WHAT I'VE LEARNED ABOUT RAISING BOYS...IF YOU KEEP '
SOME GUYS SHOULD NEVER SHAVE THEIR BEARD...
BLOOD, SWEAT, & TEARS. AKA GETTING MY KIDS READY FOR SCHOOL