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Funny Parenting Memes - Page 110

MOTHERS A CAR CAN RUN ON FUMES FOR ONLY SO LONG. IT NEEDS TO
WHEN THEY TELL ME THERE IS A $59 DOLLAR DELIVERY FEE, I'M LI
I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE BLACK, WHITE, STRAIGHT, GAY, SHORT,
DOES ANYBODY HAVE A RECIPE FOR "I DON'T KNOW"? OR "I DON'T C
I'M A MOM. I MAY NOT BE PERFECT, BUT I TRY MY HARDEST & GIVE
VODKA BURRITO WAS A SUCCESS HOW TO SNEAK ALCOHOL INTO OUTSI
1-3% OF THE POPULATION ARE KNOWN AS THE SLEEPLESS ELITE. THI
YOUR CHILDREN WILL MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST AND SADDEST YOU'VE
TO THE GIRL THAT WANTS TO DATE MY SON...KNOW THAT I WAS CRAZ
I HATE IT WHEN THE DIALOGUE IN A MOVIE IS QUIET THAT I HAVE
EVERYONE HAS AN ADDITION. MINE JUST HAPPENS TO BE TAKING CAR
IF IT'S STUPID BUT IT WORKS THEN IT'S NOT STUPID.
CARRYING A CHILD DOESN'T MAKE YOU A MOM, DROPPING EVERYTHING