Funny Parenting Memes - Page 107
WHEN EVERYONE'S SLEEPING AND YOU STOP THE MICROWAVE AT 0:01
SOMEONE SPECIAL CAME INTO MY LIFE. I WASN'T EXPECTING HIM, A
YOU THINK DADDIES WITH LITTLE GIRLS ARE CRAZY AND DANGEROUS?
WHEN YOU HAVE TWO KIDS BUT ONLY 17 COOKIES LEFT AND CAN'T HA
I ALWAYS OFFER TWO DINNER CHOICES:
1. TAKE IT
OR
2. LEAVE I
KID: I BET GRANDMA WAS NEVER AS MEAN AS YOU ARE. ME:
WHEN MY HUSBAND CAN'T FIND SOMETHING EVEN THOUGH I'VE TOLD H
PUT DRY TEA BAGS INTO YOUR SMELLY SHOES OR GYM BAGS THIS WIL
IF THE TITANIC SANK TODAY...
WHEN I FORGET TO BRING MY PHONE WITH ME TO THE RESTROOM.
KEEP TALL BOOTS UPRIGHT WITH POOL NOODLES
MY HUSBAND IS TEACHING ME HOW TO MOW THE LAWN TODAY. MAYBE I
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO BE MY FRIEND.
I'LL TRAIN YOU.