Funny Parenting Memes - Page 100
AS A MOTHER I GO TO BED EVERY NIGHT PROMISING MYSELF THAT I
I'M PUTTING A VENDING MACHINE OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE FOR HALLOW
FIRST I PUT THE KIDS TO BED, THEN I DRINK WINE AND FALL ASLE
SOMETIMES AFTER A HARD DAY WITH MY CHILD, I SNEAK INTO HER R
ME WHEN THE CLOTHES I ORDERED FROM AMAZON FINALLY SHOW UP AN
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN WHEN I
WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO FIT IN WITH YOUR MARRIED FRIENDS.
WE OFTEN DISCOVER THAT THE CHILD WE HAVE IS THE ONE WHO CAN
"(24/7) ONCE YOU SIGN ON TO BE A MOTHER, THAT'S THE ONLY SHI
WHEN U GO TO THE GAS STATION WITH UR SQUAD
EATING ALL BY YOURSELF SOUNDS KIND OF DEPRESSING.
UNLESS YOU
VOLDEMORT IS LIKE A TEEN GIRL. HE HAS A DIARY, A TIARA, A SP
I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP LIKE A BABY.
I JUST WANT TO SLEEP LIK