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Funny Parenting Memes - Page 10

PARENTHOOD OFFERS THE UNIQUE EXPERIENCE OF REALIZING YOU ARE
IF STRESS BURNED CALORIES I'D BE %A SUPERMODEL...
DON'T TEXT ME WHILE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF TEXTING YOU. NOW I
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE COCKTAILS!
I JUST HAD TO APOLOGISE TO A TOY SHARK THEN KISS A FIRE ENGI
BEFORE I DO MY MAKEUP AFTER
MOTHERHOOD: A CONSTANT BATTLE BETWEEN GOING TO BED EARLY SO
NO, OFFICER, I HAVEN'T BEEN DRINKING; MY TODDLER JUST NEEDED
LAST YEAR V THIS YEAR.. GLAD WE'VE MATURED
PARENTING FACT 90% OF PARENTING IS JUST ASKING KIDS TO TURN
I ALWAYS IMAGINED THAT BRUSHING MY DAUGHTER'S HAIR WOULD BE
IF ZOMBIES EVER ATTACK JUST GO TO COSTCO... THEY HAVE CONCRE
ATE SALAD FOR DINNER! MOSTLY CROUTONS & TOMATOES. REALLY JUS