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Shopping - Funny Parenting Memes

WE USUALLY SHOP IN THE COMFORT OF OUR OWN HOME BUT THE BLOOD
"I'VE BEEN SHOPPING ALL MY LIFE AND I STILL HAVE NOTHING TO
HOW MEN DO SHOPPING START FINISH HOW WOMEN DO SHOPPING STAR
LET'S GO SHOPPING, SHE SAID IT WON'T TAKE LONG, SHE SAID
I WAS SAD BUT THEN I BOUGHT SOMETHING ONLINE I FEEL BETTER N
XMAS SHOPPING FOR RELATIVES LIKE YOU GET A CANDLE! YOU GET
WHEN THIS GUY SHOWS UP AT MY DOOR: IT FEELS LIKE THIS GUY I
MY 3 YEAR OLD: I WISH WE COULD JUST LIVE HERE AT TARGET. ME:
KID: DADDY GUESS WHAT? TODAY WE WENT TO TARGET AND MOMMY BOU
HOW I FEEL SHOPPING FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN LEGGINGS AND YOG
I CAME TO BUY TOOTHPASTE. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE I SPENT $90 BUT
YOU HAVEN'T KNOWN SUFFERING UNTIL YOU'VE TAKEN A 2-YEAR-OLD
I'D RATHER RISK LOSING CIRCULATION TO MY ARM THAN MAKE A SEC