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Food & Eating - Funny Parenting Memes

WTF FUN FACT #2341 THERE IS A FRUIT BY THE NAME OF BLACK SA
ME WAKING UP IN THE MORNING LIKE... WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPO
WHEN YOU'RE WAITING IN LINE AT STARBUCKS & SOMEBODY STEPS ON
WHEN THE FOOD IS NASTY BUT YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO HURT ANYBODY
I CALL THIS THE "MIGHT MAKE ANOTHER SANDWICH MIGHT NOT"
TO THE PEOPLE THAT COMPLAIN THAT FAST FOOD LOOKS BETTER IN A
*LOOKS AT INSTRUCTIONS FOR FROZEN FOOD* *PUTS FOOD IN OVEN*
WALKED IN ON MY GIRLFRIEND SINGING "YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL" TO
PRO TIP: EAT BEFORE YOU START AN ARGUMENT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEN
THE REAL NAMES FOR BUTTONS ON A PLAYSTATION CONTROLLER PIZZ
O.K. FINE. I'LL START EATING HEALTHY...
WHEN YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE ON A DIET SO YOU ONLY EAT
TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN PRINTED ON MY FORTUNE COOKIE...