THINGS KIDS DONT NOTICE: SWALLOWING A TOOTH AT DINNER WHEN

THINGS KIDS DON'T NOTICE: SWALLOWING A TOOTH AT DINNER WHEN THE HOUSE IS REPAINTED AND REDECORATED A FULL BOX'S WORTH OF CRACKER CRUMBS BETWEEN THEIR SHEETS GETTING HORRIBLY SUNBURNED A POUND OF SAND IN THEIR SWIMSUIT AT THE BEACH. THINGS KIDS NOTICE: ONE MOLECULE OF ZUCCHINI ON THEIR PLATE WHEN SOMEONE MOVES ONE OF THEIR DRAWINGS ON THE FRIDGE SIX INCHES TO THE LEFT WHEN ONE OF THEIR 27 STUFFED ANIMALS HAS FALLEN OFF THE BED GETTING A FEW DROPS OF NO-TEARS SHAMPOO IN THEIR EYES A GRAIN OF SAND IN THEIR SHOE AT THE PARK