13 THINGS YOUR TODDLER CAN DO THAT YOU CANT 1 SLEEP ON 15 P

13 THINGS YOUR TODDLER CAN DO THAT YOU CAN'T 1 SLEEP ON 15 PILLOWS, WAKE UP WITHOUT A NECK ACHE 2 WEAR NOTHING BUT UNDERWEAR AND SHOES WHILE GRANDMA IS OVER 3 LOOK COOL WEARING A CAPE 4 EAT THE SAME FOOD FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER FOR THREE WEEKS 5 DEMAND AN AUDIENCE WHILE POOPING 6 TELL STRANGERS THE TRUTH ABOUT THEIR APPEARANCES 7 CONVINCE PEOPLE TO ASSEMBLE IN THE LIVING ROOM TO WATCH YOU SING A SONG YOU JUST MADE UP 8 FIT ENTIRE BODY IN THE BATH TUB 9 INSPIRE GUSHING PRAISE BY DRAWING A STICK FIGURE 10 COMPLETELY FILL YOUR PHONE'S MEMORY WITH NOSTRIL SELFIES IN UNDER TWO MINUTES 11 SLEEP SIDEWAYS ACROSS SOMEONE ELSE'S BED 12 GET AN EXTRA COOKIE FROM THE SAMPLE LADY JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE CUTE 13 GET SUPER-EXCITED ABOUT GROCERY SHOPPING