DOES FARTING BURN CALORIES 1 FART BURNS APPROXIMATELY 67 C

DOES FARTING BURN CALORIES "1 FART BURNS APPROXIMATELY 67 CALORIES. FARTING 52 TIMES IN ONE DAY CAN BURN 1 POUND OF FAT." WELL, THAT EXPLAINS HOW MY HUSBAND CAN LOSE 5 POUNDS OVERNIGHT, WHILE I HAVE TO BUST MY ASS AT THE GYM ALL WEEK TO LOSE A POUND.