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DONT TOUCH YOUR PENIS, PLEASE. A SAYING THAT I NEVER THO

November 19th, 2017
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"DON'T TOUCH YOUR PENIS, PLEASE." A SAYING THAT I NEVER THOUGHT WOULD BE A STAPLE IN MY REPERTOIRE, UNTIL I HAD BOYS.

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Louise Pallister
My 7yo son was in the shower last night in fits of giggles - obviously curious as to what was going on I asked him - his response was that when he sprays the shower on his penis it makes home feel all funny - errr I don't think so son just wash and get out please πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Michelle Brennan
When my kids were still young enough for baths together I heard them laughing and went in when my daughter said "look, if I flick it it gets bigger, wow" and that was the end of them bathing together πŸ˜‚ my son is 8 now and I am constantly telling him to leave it alone lol
Katie Caldicott
Lol the amount of times I’ve said β€œ oi, not in front of your mother!!” And my boy is only 21 months yet lol
Subrina Halferty-Tinney
3 boys now 15,8 & 7 and I've spent years saying "stop playing with your Willy it will fall off" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Sarah Jane McGrath-Carter
Haha my 18 month old has just discovered he likes to pull on his πŸ™ˆ not on my watch Son!!
Alicia Hill
Clare James πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ think this will be your most used phrase with a certain little boy πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚ xxxx
Kelly Mulcahy
Jade Cook Claire Booth πŸ€”πŸ€” work Friday and today ?? 🀣🀣 oh and every day lol x
Alana Wirtanen
Something for you to look forward to as Elliot gets a bit bigger Shaina Brown πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Nisha Marsh
'Stop fiddling with your diddling!'....have said it a lot through the years πŸ˜‚
Danielle Galea
Lol Jessica Curphey thought of u straight away with john!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Stephanie Burns
Mines seems to be 'leave your Willy alone'
Kimberly Rees
Leighton Rees what I was saying last night πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Nathalie Lawless
Gemma Downey πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ get your hands out
Christine Mckay
Susan Birkmyre Laura Gilmour bet you can’t wait to say that one on a daily basis πŸ˜‚
Tiffany Patmore
Shannon Patmore πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚ he thinks it so funny
Lisa Davidson
Nicola Jordan not sure why this made me think of you
Maureen Reidy
Katy Carlton
Levi Clements-Pearce the joy of boys πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ»
Hayley Moore
Alana Moore wait for it πŸ˜‚ x
Becky Lewis
Liz Jeffries...Aimee Kate Griffiths you wait!! πŸ˜‚
Olivia Saunders
Lauren Watson - yay for us! πŸ˜‚
Libby Burden
Kerry Pearson get practicing πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚
Valerie Cusack
Alison WhelanOrlaith Whelan πŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Michelle Chelle Mcdonald
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Tanya Dalton xz
Katie Lewis
Stuart Tolley πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ liam
Niamh Haverty
Amanda Maebh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Michelle Keane
Claire Keane max to a t
Linzi 'mags' Cox
Summer Appleby this is u πŸ˜‚
Leighanne Banks
Jenny McHale πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Tracy Carter
Danielle Louise πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Ashleigh Rodgers
Ashley Green !!!
Jessica Berry
Chantel Austin Lana Hazell πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚
Vicky Doy
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ yep Sara Frankel
Colleen Anderson
James Noblett πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Kate Woodberry-Stevens
Steph Stevens πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ˜‚
Gail Lang
Dawn Moore 🀣🀣🀣
Mikayla Shanahan
Emma Shanahan lol
Catherine Love
Emma Jane Williams πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
Becca Roberts
Emma Louise Roberts tirion πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ
Natasha Hyman
Kim Kelly πŸ˜“
NΓ€t MΓ€riΓ« BΓΌrkΓ«
Kerry Connolly Goodman πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ boys!!!
Marilyn Mooibroek
Diane Dell..lol
Jen McCourt
Gillian Hayes Nina Robinson 🀣🀣🀣
Zoe Clayton
Keeley Twigger Rob Clayton πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Abii Bishop'x πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Bethany Ann
Rachel Gething πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Kelly Stewart
Haha Annelise Moherndl Sarah Crawford Joelle Goasdoue Sara Fallaize
Melanie Garside
Nicola Brook πŸ˜‚
Gill Hogg
Louise Hogg Steven Marsh xx
Sarah Louise Oneill
Lucie Wellfair πŸ˜‚
Sara Pennington
Jayjay-mariee Pennington πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Elaine Rawlinson
Cassie Crane 🀣🀣🀣
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Emma Rogers
Lowri
Amy Ashmead
Jordon Cox
Victoria Williams
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Ashli Ackroyd πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Tracey Adams
Billie-Jo Lingley
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Ines Silva Micas Ataide CarapinhaπŸ˜‚
Carly Mandry
Rebecca Mandry πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Steven Roberts
Claire Robertson
Maureen Reidy 😱😱
Amy Lee Bean
Emma Isom πŸ˜‚
Anne-Marrie Mason
Logan Baxter
Lisa Griffiths
Matthew Griffiths πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Maxine Wooster
Bernard Wooster πŸ˜‚
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Greg GibsonπŸ˜‚
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Christine Hilton
John Hilton
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Sam Brown
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Louise Macaulay πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Danni Yeoman
Adam Yeoman....
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