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THEY SAY WOMEN SPEAK 20,000 WORDS A DAY BUT I HAVE A FIVE-YE

November 4th, 2017
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THEY SAY WOMEN SPEAK 20,000 WORDS A DAY BUT I HAVE A FIVE-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER WHO GETS THAT SHIT DONE BY BREAKFAST.

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Irene Young
Kristan NΓ­ Shionnaigh does that sound like any 6 year old you know
Helen McElroy
Haha so true head melted before my day has started...bless them as my mother would say they won't be like that forever
Katie Millington-Dawkins
Sarah Cowlard πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ defo our kids! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Sharna Wood
When little miss chatterbox is on one πŸ˜‚ Lynn Ellis
Jen Murray
Keith Murray we've a 7ry old who does this before gan down stairs πŸ˜‚
Sarah Biggelaar
Ben Biggelaar pretty sure Emily does her quota by breakfast time πŸ™„
Tracey Mitchell
Andrea Houghton this sounds like a small ginger girl, even though she's now 6 lol xx
Cath Young
Lauren Graham this was def you....i used to tell u your tongue wouldnt fall out if u stopped talking for 5 secs 🀣🀣 x
Paula Owen
Natalie Dyer change it to sons and that's mine and yours lol xx
Kelsey Cramb
Jamie Stevenson I'm not 5 anymore but this is still me
Amanda Rogers
Rona Julie Leedham what were we saying earlier about maisy and jack lol
Jacqui Munro
Saw this and immediately thought of you πŸ˜‚ Fiona Munro x
Joanne Rafferty
Terence Raff sound familiar πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜
Katy Wootton
Donna Bassett hahahha saw this and thought of you!!
Emma Louise Anderson
Lisa Herron legit this is Miley πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Laura Lockley Trueman
Yup, this is one of my favourites and it's so true!!! Sarah Halford πŸ˜‚
Maura Kelly
Nicci Dring Jodie's 7 and speak that amount brushing her teeth lol
Pamela Muir
Craig Muir we have a 3yr old who does this before breakfast too xx
Becca Dawson
Saw this and thought of you two πŸ˜‚ Helen Dawson Kate Bown
Bernadette Madden
How many calories does all that talking burn off. None because nobody listens
Michelle Gunton
Rebecca Bourke I think you might have a six-year-old with the same talent!! πŸ˜‰
Keri Oliver-Ogden
Phil Ogden you have an 11 year old who gets it done before she gets out of bed πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Hayley Kelleher
Victoria I know a boy that goes by the name of Edward who probably top that! πŸ˜‚
Sharon Perry
Orlagh Neve Perry this is how I feel about Noah since u left
Mandy Hobby
Beckie Mountifield I'm sure your 2yr old could speak this many words before she's had breakfast. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Kirsty Open
I have twins so imagine the stereo volume I get!!! πŸ™ˆπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚x
Dee Dee Yuksel
Jacqueline Ann Wilson this is Chloe lol. X
Kerry Lee
Every time this pops up Joanne Carr I think of molly πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ xx
Rachel McCormack
Sarah O Connor Finlay πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Caroline Frame
Mark our chatterbox Cassie xxx
Gemma Halcrow
Carly Lee why did I think of Keira jade πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ xxx
Rebekah East
Vicky reminds me of Leyla lol x
Emma Parker
Nicola Foulkes this could be your life I would think πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Klare Crothers
Amber Crothers you have a 4 yr old who does πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ xx
Priya Bhardwaj
Thought of you Kelly πŸ˜‚
Kayleigh Kinsella
Tiffany Owens I believe this 10000000000000000% πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Debbie Jones
Becky Jones and she isn't even 5 yet 🀣
Helen Costello
Lianne Hughesman thought of you when I seen this πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆ
Sharon Rose
Tracy Rose this is the girls πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Bianca Cunningham
Liam and Harrison πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Jayne Sawyer xxxx
Sharon Lee
Louise Coady this is deffo Lola πŸ˜‚πŸ’— xx
Kelly Mullen
Dawn Foster, definitely Sophie xxx
Louise Clark
Stephanie Varley love this! So true, we can vouch for this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Hannah Louise Squire
Gemma it's Jack and poppy lol
Emma Matthews
Hannah Louise this was written for Mia!! xx
Em Euden
Sim Panesar mini human πŸ˜‚ xxx
Gemma Hewins
Sarah Anderson this is so scarlet x
Leanne Bateman
Jane Freer .... mollie?! πŸ’—
Charlene Hilton
Stephen Burrow she's not 5 but.....
Lucy Walker
Sarah Meldrum reminds me of your post the other week πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xxxx
Helen Jenkins
Charmaine Loveday only urs is 3 years not 5 lol xxx
Beth Pearce
Shelli, Crispian, I think you drew the short straw - I do this and I'm not 5 anymore! Sorry for the earache XD
Lydia Cowell
Vicky Cowell jasmine does defo not shut up hahah
Kayleigh Knight
Jodie Cook you have one of these 🀣🀣
Stacy Steele
Carly Wilson πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘†πŸΌπŸ‘†πŸΌπŸ‘†πŸΌ cariad haha xx
Deirdre Martin
Jenna Murray jus thought on u πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Stacey Nolan
Andrew Nolan will be sophie lol
Charlene Stoton
Rachel Stoton πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this is bayleigh
Jessie Morrissey
Nigel Bolger Shay Kirwan Helen Kirwan.. Miss Abbie πŸ˜‚
Fiona Lilley
Gavin Lilley Jodie Ross is this Lacie lol
Kate Ludbrook
This is so Capri Randles. Jenna Ludbrook 🀣🀣🀣
Chris Randall
Brooke Garland, I'm sure you'll agree Gordon Junior Lealaogata πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Nicky Butler
Kieran Butler rainieeeee πŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Emily Jane Cattermole
Jen Stirling Oliver Stirling phoebe?
Emma Harbour
Annette Murray Michael Harbour Bette Ramsay Chatterbox Zoe! Can't get a word in edgeways! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ xXx
Victoria Elizabeth
Richard Mckenzie definitely Ethan πŸ˜‚
Emma Greaves
Joe Greaves our Honor Lily!!!
Laura Dobing
That's our Cruzy 😜 Steve Dobing
Laura Finney
Carol in your case, a 3 year old!!! Xxx
Bette Ramsay
Definitely our Zoe! !!xx
Jennifer Pace
Paul another one about Lola!!
Nicola Carlyle
Keith Carlyle this is soooooo kamryn!!
Deirdre DeagΓ‘in
Jonathan....remind you of anyone
Kim Murphy
Alexandra Halliwell how many words do we speak? 100,000? Haha
David Shaw
Lucy Shaw, Molly moo does this with ease. X
Carla Eglon
Sammie Gay perrri πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ xxx
Julie Sidebotham
Tim Sidebotham Arya definitely does x
Kelly Patrick
Gareth this is beau πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Mandy Lancaster
I met a young man that managed that in 2hrs this morning!
Sharan Carson
Sally Kirton
Keeley Kirton Ashley James Maxwell this made me think of yous and Elsie πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
JosΓ© Cools
Same here 🀣🀣
Harriet Crawford
I have one of those too. πŸ˜‰
Leonie Vermeulen
Fleurtje Van Eff Yep πŸ˜…
Tracy Lyon
My Jessica πŸ’–
Ali Newman
Omg hilarious!!!
Rachael Speight
I like this one just my daughters same even at 7 :)
Vera Jones
🀣🀣🀣 oh ye x
Shakala Bayliss
here here!!!!
Laura Taylor
Ryan Howe noa is 2 and this is easily attainable
Maureen Newbon
So true
Debbie O'Kane
Mine is 3 lol
Kris Green
I share your pain..
Jayne Sawyer
You know this..... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ xxx
Suzie Clare Oldridge
Got a 9yr old boy who could beat that record lol Darren Rogers πŸ˜‚
Michelle Wiley
Amelia Board this was you when you were little πŸ˜‚
Feefee MacDonald
*granddaughter lol x
Michael Johnston
You could beat that easy eh Nikki
Sarah Halford
Laura Lockley Trueman thinking of your post the other day lol x
Donna Gladding
Amy Jenner saw this and thought of you xx
Kelly Munro
Stuart Munro how true is this with Maisy moo πŸ˜‚ x
Cara Brown
Fiona Brown 😹
Lyndsey Cowley
Lena Williams remind you of anyone lol πŸ˜‚ x
Leigh Skelding
Tara Williamson Adelle Green haha
Marie BostrΓΆm
Malin Furulund πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜…
Helen Busby
Hahaha that's so me Lee Busby xx
Emer Kelly
Aaron Nolan πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ defo Hannah πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Chloe Purser
Damien Tweed this is Zacky πŸ˜‚
Elisha Reason
Tracy Friend...... Bubbles!!!!
Paula Revy-Bartlett
Hannah Eastland this was definitely you at 5
Anna Pav
Carol Edmunds Bonnie, hands down πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Joanne Emma Hartwell
Megan Dwyer Lydia lol xx
Niall Quinny Magowan
Laura Magowan this is Amelia πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ xx
Tasha Causier
Leanne Causier its archie 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
Nyssa Oliver
Ali Newman it's Emma πŸ˜‚
Claire Rebecca McKay
William Browne Kadie and Niah πŸ˜‚
Amy Derbyshire
Luke Parker definitely kayla πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx
SinΓ©ad ThrΓ©infhir
Lisa Donnelly know anyone? πŸ˜‚
Kelly Barrie
Rhianna Jade Young this is Hallie πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xxx
Lindsey Houlding
Carla Houlding Watson reckon Missy could beat that x
Lisa Walker
Lizzi Walker remind u of gracie x
Jess Watt
Sian Mochan Def Skye!
Sophie Raby
Chloe Raby πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Kerri Green Finnegan
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Ema Crick
Melissa Norton this is tiegs 🀣
Lauraa Emmaa
Ikkiy Altaf aleenah πŸ˜‚
Mel Fretwell
Carl Harrison def lily!!
Amy McCaffery
Stu McCaffery lilly lolx
Carly Brinkley
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Alana Ford
Rebecca Machin!! Lol xxx
Lisa Ford
Selina xxx
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Alisha Jayne Mayor 2 yr old πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Lynda Carr Aaron πŸ˜‚
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Leanne Kelly so Heidi
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Jade McCrossan πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xxxx
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Ciara O'prey Ruby πŸ˜‚πŸ’•
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Sarah Jane hahaha
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Marie Hudson
Haha Lisa Shotton
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This cud the girls 🀣🀣 Beckie Snelling Holley Morgan xxxx
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Nareece Cunliffe
Had 15 years of this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Rachel Stephenson
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Kirsty Ingram-Mckinney guess who πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ xxx
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Dermot Draine BrΓ­d Mc Closkey try 2year old lol
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Ha Jo Gray! X
Ciara Maughan
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Danielle Rosie! πŸ˜‚
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πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ½ Frank
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Joanne Lafferty...Lolol. X
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Lmao Justin Mc Ghee
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Defo Elizabeth Ward
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