GETTING READY FOR DATE NIGHT ME: - SHOWER WHILE KIDS ARE AS
November 4th, 2017
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GETTING READY FOR DATE NIGHT ME: - SHOWER WHILE KIDS ARE ASKING ME TO GET JUICE - SHAVE WHILE KIDS HAVE A DANCE PARTY NEXT TO ME - BLOW DRY YOUR HAIR WHILE KIDS INCESSANTLY SCREAM "MOM!" - APPLY MAKE-UP WHILE LISTENING TO KID EXPLAIN MINECRAFT - PAINT NAILS WHILE KID IS SHOUTING FOR ME TO WIPE THEIR BOTTOM - GET DRESSED IN A SWEATY FIT OF RAGE MY HUSBAND: - SHOWERS IN PEACE - GETS DRESSED - SENDS KIDS TO ASK WHEN I'LL BE READY 25 TIMES - DECIDES HE NEEDS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AS IT'S TIME TO GO.

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