YOU KNOW YOURE A MOM OF BOYS WHEN... >> YOUVE SAID YOUR

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MOM OF BOYS WHEN... >> YOU'VE SAID "YOUR PEEPEE IS NOT A GUN, JUST GO TO THE BATHROOM." >> YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO STEP ON LEGOS. >> FARTS ARE FUNNY. LIKE, REALLY FUNNY. AND THEY OWN THEM. >> SUPER HEROES PROTECT THE HOUSE DAILY. CAPES, MASKS & ALL. >> "YOU'RE FIGHTING. HE HIT YOU. THAT IS NOT MY PROBLEM. HANDLE IT" IS HOW PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED. (OR IS THAT JUST IN OUR HOUSE?) >> YOU SHARPEN YOUR EYE LINER WITH A CAPTAIN AMERICA PENCIL SHARPENER. >> WATCHING SUPER HERO MOVIES ACTUALLY MEANS ACTING OUT 'FIGHTING' THE BAD GUYS. THE.ENTIRE.TIME. >> YOU FIND YOURSELF SAYING "OKAY, CAPTAIN AMERICA, COME HERE AND LAY DOWN SO I CAN CHANGE YOUR DIAPER." >> YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO SIT IN PEE. >> ON RAINY DAYS 10 LAPS AROUND THE LIVING ROOM AND KITCHEN IS A RULE. >> COOL UNDERWEAR MAKE THE OUTFIT. >> ROCKS, OR ANYTHING ROUND FOR THAT MATTER, WERE MADE TO BE THROWN. AND THROWN THEY WILL BE, NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE.