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WHAT YOUR DRINK SAYS ABOUT YOU MARTINI YOU ARE DESPERATE TO

September 19th, 2017
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WHAT YOUR DRINK SAYS ABOUT YOU MARTINI YOU ARE DESPERATE TO MAKE THIS OFFICE HOLIDAY PARTY TOLERABLE LONG ISLAND ICED TEA YOU WANT TO FORGET ABOUT YOUR DAY -- AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING IN YOUR MEMORY, FOR THAT MATTER. BEER IN A BOTTLE YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOU'RE A HIGH-MAINTENANCE KIND OF GAL. BEER IN A GLASS YOU'RE HIGH-MAINTENANCE BUT YOU THINK YOU'RE LOW-MAINTENANCE. COSMOPOLITAN YOU'RE SECRETLY PRAYING FOR A THIRD SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE. WINE YOU NEED A SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE WAY TO GET DRUNK AT NOON. MARGARITA YOU LONG FOR YOUR SPRING BREAK DAYS. BLUE LAGOON YOU ONLY ORDERED THIS BECAUSE IT WAS ON THE DRINK SPECIAL MENU AND HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IT REALLY IS. SANGRIA YOU'RE A PARTY GIRL WHO ALSO APPRECIATES THE IMPORTANCE OF GETTING YOUR DAILY SERVING OF FRUIT. WATER YOU ARE THE DESIGNATED DRIVER AND DREAMING OF BEING CURLED UP WITH YOUR KINDLE IN BED.

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