HOW TO AVOID HUGE SHIPS I LIVE NEAR A PARK AND FREQUENTLY W

HOW TO AVOID HUGE SHIPS I LIVE NEAR A PARK AND FREQUENTLY WALK AROUND THE LOCAL AREA. GIVEN THE AMOUNT OF DOG MESS THAT IS ON THE PAVEMENTS I THOUGHT THIS BOOK WOULD BE THE IDEAL READ TO STOP ME HAVING TO SCRAPE MY SHOES ON THE GRASS BEFORE GOING HOME. IT WAS ONLY AFTER IT ARRIVED THAT I LOOKED CLOSELY AT THE TITLE AND REALISED IT SAID 'HOW TO AVOID HUGE SHIPS'. A SIMPLE ERROR THAT MEANS I AM STILL TREADING ON MASSIVE EXAMPLES OR CANINE EXCREMENT. HAVING SAID THAT, I READ THE BOOK ANYWAY, AND I'M PLEASED TO SAY I'M NOT EVEN HAVING NEAR MISSES WITH HUGE SHIPS ANYMORE. NO SIR, THEY AINT GETTING ANYWHERE NEAR ME!